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- Obedient Wife
There
was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was
a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When
I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with
all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her; she came over with
the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down,
and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't
fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a
Christian; I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to
put that money in that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money
in the casket with him!!
I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all
together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it,
he can spend it."
- "You don't love me any more,"
said Mulla Nasrudin's wife through her tears. "When you see me crying, you never
ask why." "I am sorry, Darling," said Nasrudin, "but that sort of question has
already cost me an awful lot of money."
- Danny discovered that his wife
was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy's wife and told her about
it. "I know what we will do!" she said. "Let us take revenge on them." So they
went to a motel and had revenge on them. She said, "Let us have more revenge."
So they kept having revenge and more revenge. Finally Danny said, "That's enough
revenge. I don't have any more hard feelings."
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